On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
On a Plumber’s truck: We repair
what your husband fixed.
On another Plumber's truck: Don't sleep with a drip. Call
your plumber.
On a Church Bill board: 7 days
without God makes one weak.
On an Electrician's truck: Let us
remove your shorts.
In a Non-smoking Area: If we
see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
On a Maternity Room door: Push.
Push. Push.
At an Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what
you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
In a Restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up.
Sign on the back of yet another
Septic Tank Truck: Caution - This Truck is full of Political
Promises
Have a fantastic weekend
God Bless
Just Granty
Ecclesiastes 5:19 Everyone also to whom God has given wealth and possessions and power to
enjoy them, and to except his lot and rejoice in his toil – this is the gift of
God
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