Funny sayings on church notice boards

   

  

Some funny church signs,  Hope it will make you smile.

There are some questions that can’t be answered by GOOGLE

Blow your hooter if you love Jesus, Text while driving if you want to meet Him.

Church parking trespassers will be baptised

To be almost saved is to be totally lost

How do we make holy water?   We boil the hell out of it!

What is missing from CH_ _CH?   U R

Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake and the snake didn’t have a leg to stand on.

Everyday above ground is a good one

The best vitamin for a Christian is…. B1

You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out.

Can’t sleep? ... Try counting your blessing

Aspire to inspire before you expire

Where will you be sitting in eternity?… Smoking or non-smoking

Under same management for over 2000 years.

God Bless

Just Granty

Ecclesiastes 7:8  The end of a thing is better than its beginning; the spirit is better than the proud in spirit.